Aldi Calzone (Mama Cozzi’s) Review
Unlike me, it is not saucy.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

Do happy cows make better cheese?

If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

Where’s the Lemon, tho?

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

Righteous.

Thank the sheep udders!

RIP, waistline.

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Let’s review our portfolio options.

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Trust the process.

Look mom, no raisins!

Comically small portions.

Buy the smug bunny.

A tickle of tropical flair.

Comes with “the pope.”