Shopping – Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A German Wheat Roll from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review

Where is the ASMR?

A handful of dried cranberries from Ocean Spray Craisins.

Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review

You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?

A pile of strawberry yogurt pretzels from The Creative Snack Co.

Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

A white plate with sliced strawberries covered in whipped cream, sitting on a kitchen table.

Président Whipped Crème Review

Pardon my French.

A white plate with two crab cakes from Aldi and mashed potatoes and brussels sprouts.

Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review

Because, science.

Cooked cornbread stuffing from Aldi on a black spatula.

Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review

An 89 cent wonder.

A white bowl of Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils over a bed of basmati rice, garnished with tomato slices.

Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

A whole Racine raspberry kringle danish from Aldi in a red oval cardboard tray.

Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

A white bowl of butter chicken and naan bread from Costco sitting on a wood table.

Costco Deli Butter Chicken Meal Kit (Review)

Never again.

A slice of Dolly Parton's Decadent Chocolate Pie on a white plate.

Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review

Almost saltier than I am.

Close-up of cheddar-covered noodles in Costco Deli Mac and Cheese.

Costco Deli Mac and Cheese (Kirkland) Review

Where have you been all my life???

A whole Publix Peppermint Cocoa Cheesecake sitting on a wood table.

Publix Peppermint Cocoa Cheesecake Review

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

A serving of Costco Kirkland frozen lasagna on a white plate.

Costco Frozen Lasagna (Kirkland) Review

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Two cookies shaped like a man and a woman from a holiday package of Aldi Butter Spekulatius.

Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review

Plz don’t drown them.

A small white plate piled with Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies over a burgundy napkin in front of a window.

Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies (Benton’s) Review

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review

It has potential. Sort of.

A slice of of Cartmel Sticky Figgy Pudding Cake from Costco on a white plate.

Cartmel Sticky Figgy Pudding Cake (Costco) Review

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

A white plate with mini crab cakes from Phillips Seafood (purchased from Costco) and dipping sauce.

Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review

I love them, but I’m poor.

A pile of raspberry and chocolate filled rugula (rugelach) from Costco.

Costco Bakery Rugula (Kirkland) Review

Where are the walnuts?

A slice of The Village Pie Maker Strawberry Rhubarb from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review

I am utterly ruined.