A Costco shopper at BJ’s Wholesale Club
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

One of these things is not like the others.

Not for the faint of wallet.

Stylish pleather jackets.

Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

Why can’t you be more like your brother?

Behold, the pud.

Beam me up, Scottie!

We’ve struck oil.

Bits of jiggly pig.

I feel a tiny bit crazy?

Just let me have my delusion, please.

Welp. I had no choice.

More flexibility, but also more fuss.

5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.

Greasy like a delicious oil spill.

“I did it for the fiber.”

Don’t be a silly bundtlet.

You’re not the boss of me.

Here’s my take on how the stores are similar…and different.