Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

Never again.

Almost saltier than I am.

Where have you been all my life???

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

Where are the walnuts?

I am utterly ruined.

Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!

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I did it for science.

They will never escape purgatory.