Author: The Snarkle-Sauce

I eat food and I write reviews. Sometimes, I make people laugh. I'm a frugal foodie who has written over 250 sassy grocery reviews. I analyze food from Costco, Aldi, Publix, Sprouts, The Fresh Market, and more. For more budget-conscious ramblings, follow me on Facebook, Pinterest, BlueSky, or X.

What I buy at Costco as a single person on a budget
Just one person’s weird little opinion on what is worth buying at Costco.
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Cranberry Orange Scones Recipe
I use Greek yogurt to make these quick, easy, tender-crisp scones.
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Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
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Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
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Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review
An 89 cent wonder.
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Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
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Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
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Costco Deli Butter Chicken Meal Kit (Review)
Never again.
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Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.
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Costco Deli Mac and Cheese (Kirkland) Review
Where have you been all my life???
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Publix Peppermint Cocoa Cheesecake Review
Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.
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Costco Frozen Lasagna (Kirkland) Review
Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.
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Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.
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Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies (Benton’s) Review
They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.
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Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review
It has potential. Sort of.
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Cartmel Sticky Figgy Pudding Cake (Costco) Review
Buy it. But don’t bake it.
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Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review
I love them, but I’m poor.
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Costco Bakery Rugula (Kirkland) Review
Where are the walnuts?
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The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review
I am utterly ruined.
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Winter Festive Speculoos House Cookie Tin (Costco) Review
Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!
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