Aldi Butter Bars (Specially Selected) Review
120% as good as the hype.

120% as good as the hype.

My stomach does not have eyes.

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

It was $2.75.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

Dark magic sold separately.

Flakier than my ex.

The rumors are true.

Cyanide, anyone?

It made my dreams come true.*

You will need extra ingredients.

Making up for lost truffle-time.

Maddeningly delicious.

So. Many. Beans.

Sugar and spice and sucralose nice!

Pretty dang amazing.

Here I come a-wassailing….

Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany

Unequal to the hype. As are we all.

Not flavored like an unmentionable.