Publix Southwest Salmon Burger
Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.
Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.
If it seems too good to be true…
Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.
Comically small portions.
Because, science.
I love them, but I’m poor.
The Charlize Theron of the fish world.
Don’t be mad.
It used to be a great value.
Math is our friend.
I’m not a fish nerd.
Choosing is like picking a favorite child.
A fishy redemption arc.
Don’t eat your own shoe laces.
Fish are food, not friends.
Live long and prosper…in my freezer.