Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.

Because, science.

Almost saltier than I am.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

I love them, but I’m poor.

I am utterly ruined.

I don’t make the rules.

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

It’s all about the sauce.

My stomach does not have eyes.

Let the hoarding commence.

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

It was $2.75.

So salty, it must be holding a grudge.

Don’t be mad.

Call the Chicken Police.

It used to be a great value.

Cyanide, anyone?

Enjoy the taco blabber.

Math is our friend.