Aldi Calzone (Mama Cozzi’s) Review
Unlike me, it is not saucy.
Unlike me, it is not saucy.
If Temu made a Cordial Cherry
If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.
Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.
Trust the process.
One good ear, like Van Gogh.
Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.
Dark magic sold separately.
We can’t all be photogenic.
You will need extra ingredients.
Maddeningly delicious.
Don’t overwhelm the truffle magic.
Marshmallowy and thin.
No tomb raiding necessary.
Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”
What does 25 dollars of Italian candied ginger taste like?