Costco Bakery Buttermilk Biscuits Review
My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

Tasty, but miserly.

Friends don’t let friends eat wax.

A stupid amount of pickles.

Behold, the pud.

You might still be hungry.

Bits of jiggly pig.

If Chuck Norris was a butterscotch.

The good kind of Karen.

Thanks, I hate it.

Cynics like chocolate, too.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.

The best kind of eerie.

It was fate.

Cream of the crop? Or just a peachy flop?

Blinded by the brightness

Won’t leave you feeling sheepish.

Even your snobbiest foodies will be intrigued.

Do I have control issues?

5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.