Publix Southwest Salmon Burger
Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.

Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.

A soft pie with a soggy bottom.

Not a single lie was told.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

Do happy cows make better cheese?

If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

If it seems too good to be true…

Where’s the Lemon, tho?

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

Righteous.

Thank the sheep udders!

RIP, waistline.

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Let’s review our portfolio options.

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Trust the process.

Look mom, no raisins!