Aldi Chipotle Salmon Burgers Review
Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Let’s review our portfolio options.

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Trust the process.

Look mom, no raisins!

Comically small portions.

Raisin bread with an attitude.

Turtle wins before the rabbit, in the end.

Buy the smug bunny.

A tickle of tropical flair.

Comes with “the pope.”

These babies are going to Harvard.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Even Gollum would like these.

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

The things I do for love.

Assertive, but not impudent.

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

Delicate taste with a coarser texture