Costco Peaches & Cream Pastries Review
The best kind of eerie.

The best kind of eerie.

Just let me have my delusion, please.

Cream of the crop? Or just a peachy flop?

5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.

Someone has to be last.

Captain Jack Sparrow would be sad.

Tastes naughty, but makes the nice list.

Choose joy. The kind that comes from po-ta-toes.

Melts like a wicked witch.

Pardon my French.

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Very demure. Very mindful.

Don’t skip recess.

Marshmallowy and thin.

Weird pudding.

Grocer sorcery.

Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.

Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.

Sad beige food.

Tasty finger noodles.