A Costco Shopper at Sam’s Club
Here’s my take on how the stores are similar…and different.

Here’s my take on how the stores are similar…and different.

Tastes naughty, but makes the nice list.

Choose joy. The kind that comes from po-ta-toes.

Festive scrumptiousness.

Decision were made.

Melts like a wicked witch.

A punch of flavor, but a mauling of sweetness.

Always allow alliteration.

Not the droids I was looking for.

Made with real strawberry juice.

You know better than this, Costco.

Time heals all pie wounds.

Let’s conduct some important research.

Spicy like an angry cat.

A crisp alternative to chocolates.

Heaven smells better than pesto, I think?

Say “no” to sad mush.

Not a blank slate, but a versatile one.

A cinnamon Alcatraz.

It belongs in your shopping cart. I have decreed it.