Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review
Look mom, no raisins!

Look mom, no raisins!

Raisin bread with an attitude.

A tickle of tropical flair.

Comes with “the pope.”

The things I do for love.

Assertive, but not impudent.

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

My flabbers be gasted.

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

Pardon my French.

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

Almost saltier than I am.

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

Where are the walnuts?

I am utterly ruined.