Costco Pumpkin Cheesecake Review
Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

If I were a rich man….

This isn’t wussy spice cake.

Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.

Chocolate goodness, but no buttery goodness.

Obviously health food.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Not a delight.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

Definitely not robot food!

Is this pie the stuff of legends? Or nightmares?

Does this pie taste like soap?

If you found this cake on a dating app, you wouldn’t be disappointed in person.

I said I would not buy one of these. I don’t even know how this happened.