Costco Garlic Parmesan Butter Dinner Rolls Review
RIP, waistline.
Sprouts Pistachio Gelato Bomb Review
If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.
Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review
Look mom, no raisins!
Costco Cranberry Walnut Bread Review
Raisin bread with an attitude.
Costco Carrot Bar Cake Review
A tickle of tropical flair.
Marieke Holy Trinity Raw Gouda (Costco) Review
Comes with “the pope.”
Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake Review
The things I do for love.
Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review
Assertive, but not impudent.
Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review
My flabbers be gasted.
Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.
Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.
Publix Peppermint Cocoa Cheesecake Review
Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.
Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.
Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies (Benton’s) Review
They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.
Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review
It has potential. Sort of.
Cartmel Sticky Figgy Pudding Cake (Costco) Review
Buy it. But don’t bake it.
Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review
I love them, but I’m poor.