Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.

Pardon my French.

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

Almost saltier than I am.

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

Where are the walnuts?

I am utterly ruined.

Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!

Here’s a run-down of popular holiday treats at Costco.

I did it for science.

I don’t make the rules.

No one likes a dessert miser!

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I gobble-gobbled it up.

It could have been beautiful.