A Costco shopper at BJ’s Wholesale Club
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

Stylish pleather jackets.

Bits of jiggly pig.

Onions are my dearest friends.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.

It was fate.

Shockingly stingy meat.

Won’t leave you feeling sheepish.

Fish for folks who don’t love fish.

Do I have control issues?

Great flavor. Awful texture.

Someone has to be last.

Don’t judge a book by its cover?

Greasy like a delicious oil spill.

Marsupial bread.

You look like you need some fiber.

A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.

Choose joy. The kind that comes from po-ta-toes.

Going for the Gold, but getting Silver.