The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review
I am utterly ruined.
I am utterly ruined.
They will never escape purgatory.
I don’t make the rules.
I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.
It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.
Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.
I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!
It’s all about the sauce.
Holy mother of sugarcane!
I gobble-gobbled it up.
Stay out of Soup Jail.
It could have been beautiful.
Karma is gonna get me. Someday.
Smokey the Bear would like a word.
Very demure. Very mindful.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
120% as good as the hype.
Chunky like a well-fed cat.
Don’t skip recess.
I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.