Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

Never again.

Almost saltier than I am.

Where have you been all my life???

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

I am utterly ruined.

They will never escape purgatory.

I don’t make the rules.

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

It’s all about the sauce.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

I gobble-gobbled it up.

Stay out of Soup Jail.

It could have been beautiful.