Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review
Assertive, but not impudent.

Assertive, but not impudent.

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

My flabbers be gasted.

Where is the ASMR?

Just one person’s weird little opinion on what is worth buying at Costco.

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

Never again.

Almost saltier than I am.

Where have you been all my life???

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

I am utterly ruined.

I don’t make the rules.

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!