The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review
I am utterly ruined.

I am utterly ruined.

I don’t make the rules.

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

It’s all about the sauce.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

I gobble-gobbled it up.

Stay out of Soup Jail.

It could have been beautiful.

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Smokey the Bear would like a word.

Very demure. Very mindful.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Chunky like a well-fed cat.

Don’t skip recess.

My stomach does not have eyes.

Half the protein, and twice the carbs?

Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.