Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
Because, science.
An 89 cent wonder.
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Never again.
Almost saltier than I am.
Where have you been all my life???
Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.
Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.
I am utterly ruined.
They will never escape purgatory.
I don’t make the rules.
I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.
It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.
Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.
I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!
It’s all about the sauce.
Holy mother of sugarcane!
I gobble-gobbled it up.
Stay out of Soup Jail.
It could have been beautiful.