Trident Ultimate Fish Sticks Review
Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Weird pudding.

Allegedly, there is chicken.

Grocer sorcery.

This isn’t wussy spice cake.

There won’t be a next time.

Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.

Better looking after cooking.

Chocolate goodness, but no buttery goodness.

Fish are food, not friends.

Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

Even better than the twists.

Obviously health food.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

Tasty finger noodles.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!