Marieke Holy Trinity Raw Gouda (Costco) Review

Comes with “the pope.”

I tried Sumo Citrus to see what all the fuss is about.

These babies are going to Harvard.

My first visit to Sprouts Farmers Market

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review

If you don’t feel guilty, you are doing it wrong.

TOOM Garlic Dip Review

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake Review

The things I do for love.

Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review

Assertive, but not impudent.

Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

Aldi Mixed Berry Belgian Dark Chocolate (Choceur) Review

I must fulfill my moral obligations.

Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review

My flabbers be gasted.

Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review

A croissant in muffin clothing.

Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review

Where is the ASMR?

Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review

You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?

Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

Président Whipped Crème Review

Pardon my French.

Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review

Because, science.