Tag: Food • Page 2 • Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A hand holding a wedge of Hickory Smoked Gouda Cheese from Artikaas, purchased at Costco.

Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review

Assertive, but not impudent.

A spoonful of Cabot Creamery Whole Milk Plain Greek Yogurt.

Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

An open plastic cannister filled with Costco Organic Brown Sugar, sitting on a wood kitchen table.

Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

Aldi Mixed Berry Belgian Dark Chocolate (Choceur) Review

I must fulfill my moral obligations.

A cross-section of a loaf of Costco Rustic Italian Loaf, sitting on white parchment paper.

Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

A slice of Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel sitting on a white plate.

Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

A deconstructed Costco Bakery Cinnamon Roll sitting on a white plate on a kitchen table.

Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review

My flabbers be gasted.

A white plate with a Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheel pastry.

Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

Two halves of a Costco Almond Croissant, showing filling inside.

Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review

A croissant in muffin clothing.

A German Wheat Roll from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review

Where is the ASMR?

A handful of dried cranberries from Ocean Spray Craisins.

Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review

You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?

A pile of strawberry yogurt pretzels from The Creative Snack Co.

Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

A white plate with sliced strawberries covered in whipped cream, sitting on a kitchen table.

Président Whipped Crème Review

Pardon my French.

A white plate with two crab cakes from Aldi and mashed potatoes and brussels sprouts.

Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review

Because, science.

Cooked cornbread stuffing from Aldi on a black spatula.

Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review

An 89 cent wonder.

A white bowl of Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils over a bed of basmati rice, garnished with tomato slices.

Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

A whole Racine raspberry kringle danish from Aldi in a red oval cardboard tray.

Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

A white bowl of butter chicken and naan bread from Costco sitting on a wood table.

Costco Deli Butter Chicken Meal Kit (Review)

Never again.

A slice of Dolly Parton's Decadent Chocolate Pie on a white plate.

Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review

Almost saltier than I am.

Close-up of cheddar-covered noodles in Costco Deli Mac and Cheese.

Costco Deli Mac and Cheese (Kirkland) Review

Where have you been all my life???