My first visit to Sprouts Farmers Market
Well, I didn’t get a pony.
Food
Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review
Even Gollum would like these.
TOOM Garlic Dip Review
A mild inconvenience for vampires.
Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake Review
The things I do for love.
Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review
Assertive, but not impudent.
Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review
Delicate taste with a coarser texture
Aldi Mixed Berry Belgian Dark Chocolate (Choceur) Review
I must fulfill my moral obligations.
Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review
One good ear, like Van Gogh.
Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review
My flabbers be gasted.
Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.
Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review
A croissant in muffin clothing.
Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review
Where is the ASMR?
Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review
You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?
Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review
Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.
Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review
An 89 cent wonder.
Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
