Aldi Black Forest Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Grocer sorcery.
Grocer sorcery.
This isn’t wussy spice cake.
There won’t be a next time.
Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.
Better looking after cooking.
Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.
Chocolate goodness, but no buttery goodness.
Fish are food, not friends.
Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.
So good, I can’t even snarkle it.
Discount tooth aches.
Even better than the twists.
Unpredictable and inconsistent, like life itself.
Five minutes to snack time.
Obviously health food.
Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.
Better than a hurricane.
A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.
Sad beige food.
The scorched earth of Mordor.