Food – Page 3 – Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A three-layer cake topped with fresh fruit from the Publix Bakery.

Publix Bakery Strawberry Peach Sensation Cake Review

I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.

A white plate with cooked chicken, carrots, and salad.

Aldi Frozen Chicken Breasts (Kirkwood) Review

My stomach does not have eyes.

A bowl of The Greek Gods yogurt with fresh dill, half a lemon, and a garlic clove on a wooden table.

The Greek Gods Yogurt (Plain) Review

Half the protein, and twice the carbs?

A stick-figure "man" made from pieces of dill and garlic, from a jar of Grillo's Pickles.

Grillo’s Pickles Hot Spears Review

Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.

A white plate of baked Spanakopita from Cuisine Adventures.

Cuisine Adventures Frozen Spanakopita (Costco) Review

Let the hoarding commence.

A white plate with cooked flounder over yogurt-dill sauce with a side of zucchini and lemon slices.

Aldi Frozen Flounder (Fremont) Review

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

A white plate with Swedish meatballs and vegetable blend.

Aldi Frozen Ground Turkey (Kirkwood) Review

It was $2.75.

A serving of peach crumble from Great American Cobbler Company, sitting on a white plate with a big scoop of whipped cream.

Great American Cobbler Peach Crumble Review

So salty, it must be holding a grudge.

A hand holding a slice of sourdough bread from Aldi.

Aldi Sourdough Round Bread (Specially Selected) Review

Staler than a bad dad joke.

A large Costco apple pie in an aluminum pan on a wooden table.

Costco Apple Pie (Kirkland) Review

If you know, you know.

A whole Aldi Take & Bake pizza with sausage and pepperoni, on a gray metal baking sheet.

Aldi Take & Bake Pizza (Mama Cozzi’s) Review

Dark magic sold separately.

A hand holding a small handful of Costco Kirkland pecan halves.

Costco Pecan Halves (Kirkland) Review

Beware the soulless nuts.

A loaf of Publix Bakery Organic Sourdough bread, sliced open.

Publix Sourdough Bake-at-Home Bread (Greenwise Organic)

I have a crust-crush.

A white plate with a cooked filet of Orca Bay Wild Keta Salmon and mixed vegetables.

Orca Bay Frozen Keta Salmon (Costco) Review

Don’t be mad.

A whole Bake Shop Apple Pie from Aldi, with one slice removed, sitting on a wooden table.

Aldi Apple Pie (Bake Shop) Review

Flakier than my ex.

Costco Frozen Chicken Breasts (Kirkland) Review

Call the Chicken Police.

A hand holding an Aldi Oatmeal Cranberry cookie over a white napkin.

Aldi Oatmeal Cranberry Cookies (Bake Shop) Review

The rumors are true.

A cooked filet of Costco Frozen Wild-Caught mahi-mahi, sitting on a plate.

Costco Frozen Mahi-Mahi (Kirkland) Review

Two fins up!

A slice of Kirkland Lemon Blueberry Loaf cake from Costco, sitting on a white plate on a wooden table.

Costco Lemon Blueberry Loaf Review

Probably shouldn’t buy this.

A whole Aldi Apple Walnut Cake, with one slice removed, sitting on a gray baking sheet.

Aldi Apple Walnut Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review

If I had to pick one dessert to live with me on a deserted island, it wouldn’t be this one.