Groceries – Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A white plate with mini crab cakes from Phillips Seafood (purchased from Costco) and dipping sauce.

Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review

I love them, but I’m poor.

A pile of raspberry and chocolate filled rugula (rugelach) from Costco.

Costco Bakery Rugula (Kirkland) Review

Where are the walnuts?

A slice of The Village Pie Maker Strawberry Rhubarb from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review

I am utterly ruined.

A handful of Dark Chocolate Morsels from Aldi.

Aldi Chocolate Chips (Baker’s Corner) Review

They will never escape purgatory.

A white plate with Bibigo vegetable spring rolls and a glass dish of sauce.

Bibigo Vegetable Spring Rolls (Costco) Review

I don’t make the rules.

A slice of Publix Greenwise Chocolate Truffle Torte Cake.

Publix Flourless Chocolate Truffle Torte (Greenwise) Review

No one likes a dessert miser!

Aldi Doppelino Speculoos Sandwich Biscuits (Deutsche Küche) Review

Five cent cookies!

A cooked Publix Heat and Serve Holiday Turkey Meal, sitting on a kitchen table.

Publix Thanksgiving / Holiday Heat & Serve Turkey Dinner Review

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

A slice of Maple Butter Pecan Bar Cake from Costco, sitting on a white plate with a fork.

Costco Maple Butter Crunch Bar Cake Review

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Aldi Cherry Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

Fingers holding a sugar-crusted Cinnamon Chip Bisconie Bite from Costco.

Costco Cinnamon Chip Bisconie Bites (Kirkland) Review

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

A hand holding a bitten gyro sandwich from Aldi over a white plate.

Aldi Gyro Sandwich Kit (Bremer) Review

It’s all about the sauce.

A whole Publix Buttermilk Pie in an aluminum pie pan on a wooden table.

Publix Buttermilk Pie Review

Holy mother of sugarcane!

A toasted club sandwich made with Costco pre-cooked turkey breast meat.

Costco Turkey Breast Oven Browned (Kirkland) Review

I gobble-gobbled it up.

A white bowl filled with pea soup from Aldi.

Aldi Hearty Pea Soup (Deutsche Küche) Review

Stay out of Soup Jail.

A slice of Triple Chocolate Truffle Cake from The Fresh Market on a white dessert plate.

The Fresh Market Triple Chocolate Truffle Cake Review

It could have been beautiful.

A white plate with four thick slices of Costco baguette bread.

Costco Baguette Bread (Kirkland) Review

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Double Smoked “Not Your Average Cheddar” Cheese (Aldi) Review

Smokey the Bear would like a word.

A hand holding a bitten peanut butter cup from The Fresh Market grocery store.

Peanut Butter Cup from The Fresh Market (Hand-Crafted) Review

If peanut butter had a love child with cotton candy.

A fork holding a bite of pasta covered in Basil Pesto Cream Sauce from Publix Greenwise.

Publix Organic Basil Pesto Cream Sauce (Greenwise) Review

Very demure. Very mindful.