Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.
Groceries
Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review
A croissant in muffin clothing.
Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review
Where is the ASMR?
Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review
Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.
Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review
An 89 cent wonder.
Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
Costco Deli Butter Chicken Meal Kit (Review)
Never again.
Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.
Costco Deli Mac and Cheese (Kirkland) Review
Where have you been all my life???
Costco Frozen Lasagna (Kirkland) Review
Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.
Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.
Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review
It has potential. Sort of.
Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review
I love them, but I’m poor.
Costco Bakery Rugula (Kirkland) Review
Where are the walnuts?
The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review
I am utterly ruined.
Aldi Chocolate Chips (Baker’s Corner) Review
They will never escape purgatory.
Bibigo Vegetable Spring Rolls (Costco) Review
I don’t make the rules.
