Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review
Thiccc, with three “c”s.
Groceries
Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review
Delicate taste with a coarser texture
Aldi Mixed Berry Belgian Dark Chocolate (Choceur) Review
I must fulfill my moral obligations.
Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review
One good ear, like Van Gogh.
Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review
My flabbers be gasted.
Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.
Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review
A croissant in muffin clothing.
Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review
Where is the ASMR?
Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review
Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.
Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review
An 89 cent wonder.
Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
Costco Deli Butter Chicken Meal Kit (Review)
Never again.
Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.
Costco Deli Mac and Cheese (Kirkland) Review
Where have you been all my life???
Costco Frozen Lasagna (Kirkland) Review
Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.
Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.
