Costco Extra Crispy French Fries Review
Not a single lie was told.

Not a single lie was told.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

RIP, waistline.

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Trust the process.

Comically small portions.

Raisin bread with an attitude.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Even Gollum would like these.

Assertive, but not impudent.

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

My flabbers be gasted.

Just one person’s weird little opinion on what is worth buying at Costco.

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.