Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review
It has potential. Sort of.
Cartmel Sticky Figgy Pudding Cake (Costco) Review
Buy it. But don’t bake it.
Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review
I love them, but I’m poor.
The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review
I am utterly ruined.
Winter Festive Speculoos House Cookie Tin (Costco) Review
Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!
Aldi Chocolate Chips (Baker’s Corner) Review
They will never escape purgatory.
Publix Flourless Chocolate Truffle Torte (Greenwise) Review
No one likes a dessert miser!
Aldi Doppelino Speculoos Sandwich Biscuits (Deutsche Küche) Review
Five cent cookies!
Aldi Cherry Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.
Publix Buttermilk Pie Review
Holy mother of sugarcane!
Aldi Hearty Pea Soup (Deutsche Küche) Review
Stay out of Soup Jail.
The Fresh Market Triple Chocolate Truffle Cake Review
It could have been beautiful.
Double Smoked “Not Your Average Cheddar” Cheese (Aldi) Review
Smokey the Bear would like a word.
Peanut Butter Cup from The Fresh Market (Hand-Crafted) Review
If peanut butter had a love child with cotton candy.
Aldi Truffle Cheddar Cheese (Emporium Selection) Review
Making up for lost truffle-time.
Aldi Cherry Stollen (Winternacht) Review
Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany
Aldi Pfeffernüsse Cookies (Winternacht) Review
Not flavored like an unmentionable.
Aldi Soft Gingerbread (Winternacht) Review
The flavor will knock your socks off. Even if you don’t have socks.
Strawberries in Syrup: Fragola Fabbri Review
No tomb raiding necessary.
Costco Bakery Sourdough Bread Review
A dense, chonky, sour fellow.
