Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

I am utterly ruined.

Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!

They will never escape purgatory.

No one likes a dessert miser!

Five cent cookies!

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

Holy mother of sugarcane!

Stay out of Soup Jail.

It could have been beautiful.

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Smokey the Bear would like a word.

If peanut butter had a love child with cotton candy.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

Making up for lost truffle-time.