Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

Almost saltier than I am.

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

I am utterly ruined.

Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!

They will never escape purgatory.

No one likes a dessert miser!

Five cent cookies!

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

Holy mother of sugarcane!