Aldi Cherry Stollen (Winternacht) Review
Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany

Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany

Not flavored like an unmentionable.

The flavor will knock your socks off. Even if you don’t have socks.

Obviously health food.

Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.

No tomb raiding necessary.

Not a delight.

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

Tasty finger noodles.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

What does 25 dollars of Italian candied ginger taste like?

Superpowers include: epic tanginess.

If you found this cake on a dating app, you wouldn’t be disappointed in person.

I said I would not buy one of these. I don’t even know how this happened.