Costco Tuxedo Cake (Kirkland) Review
Don’t skip recess.

Don’t skip recess.

I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.

My stomach does not have eyes.

Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.

Let the hoarding commence.

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

It was $2.75.

So salty, it must be holding a grudge.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

If you know, you know.

Dark magic sold separately.

Beware the soulless nuts.

I have a crust-crush.

Don’t be mad.

Flakier than my ex.

Call the Chicken Police.

The rumors are true.

It used to be a great value.

Cyanide, anyone?

Enjoy the taco blabber.