Trident Ultimate Fish Sticks Review
Don’t eat your own shoe laces.
Shopping
Aldi Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cheesecake (Belmont) Review
Weird pudding.
Minh Mini Chicken Egg Rolls Review
Allegedly, there is chicken.
Aldi Black Forest Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Grocer sorcery.
Aldi Cheese Truffle Knöpfli (Deutsche Küche) Review
Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.
Amylu Cranberry Jalapeno Chicken Meatballs Review
Better looking after cooking.
Aldi Strawberry Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.
Aldi Herring Fillets (Deutsche Küche) Review
Fish are food, not friends.
Cuisine Adventures Green Chile Chicken Firecrackers Review
Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.
Aldi Cherry Frangipane Tart (Deutsche Küche) Review
So good, I can’t even snarkle it.
Aldi Bavarian Soft Pretzel Sticks (Deutsche Küche) Review
Even better than the twists.
Aldi Bavarian Soft Pretzels (Deutsche Küche) Review
Five minutes to snack time.
Costco Four Berry Pie Review
Obviously health food.
Aldi Cheese Spätzle (Deutsche Küche) Review
Sad beige food.
Costco Deli Enchilada Bake Review
The scorched earth of Mordor.
Aldi Artichoke & Cheese Strudel (Deutsche Küche) Review
Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.
Costco Bakery Green Chile Corn Bread Review
Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?
Costco Bakery Sourdough Bread Review
A dense, chonky, sour fellow.
Aldi Mushroom Schupfnudeln (Deutsche Küche) Review
Tasty finger noodles.
Costco Chicken Street Tacos Meal Kit Review
I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!
