Aldi Herring Fillets (Deutsche Küche) Review
Fish are food, not friends.

Fish are food, not friends.

Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

Even better than the twists.

Five minutes to snack time.

Obviously health food.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

Tasty finger noodles.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

At least 80% awesome!

What’s all the hype and buzz over Crumbl Cookies?

So easy, even a gullible person can cook these.

Superpowers include: epic tanginess.