Publix Apple Pie Review
Time heals all pie wounds.

Time heals all pie wounds.

Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

If it seems too good to be true…

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Comically small portions.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

I must fulfill my moral obligations.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

It could have been beautiful.

If peanut butter had a love child with cotton candy.

If James Bond baked a pie…

If I were a rich man….

Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”

Does this pie taste like soap?