Aldi Calzone (Mama Cozzi’s) Review
Unlike me, it is not saucy.
Unlike me, it is not saucy.
If it seems too good to be true…
If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.
Comically small portions.
Well, I didn’t get a pony.
I must fulfill my moral obligations.
Holy mother of sugarcane!
It could have been beautiful.
If James Bond baked a pie…
If I were a rich man….
Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.
A bicycle built for two. Or one.
Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”
Does this pie taste like soap?