Family Meal – Page 2 – Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A hand holding a bitten gyro sandwich from Aldi over a white plate.

Aldi Gyro Sandwich Kit (Bremer) Review

It’s all about the sauce.

A whole Publix Buttermilk Pie in an aluminum pie pan on a wooden table.

Publix Buttermilk Pie Review

Holy mother of sugarcane!

A toasted club sandwich made with Costco pre-cooked turkey breast meat.

Costco Turkey Breast Oven Browned (Kirkland) Review

I gobble-gobbled it up.

A white bowl filled with pea soup from Aldi.

Aldi Hearty Pea Soup (Deutsche Küche) Review

Stay out of Soup Jail.

A slice of Triple Chocolate Truffle Cake from The Fresh Market on a white dessert plate.

The Fresh Market Triple Chocolate Truffle Cake Review

It could have been beautiful.

A white plate with four thick slices of Costco baguette bread.

Costco Baguette Bread (Kirkland) Review

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Double Smoked “Not Your Average Cheddar” Cheese (Aldi) Review

Smokey the Bear would like a word.

A fork holding a bite of pasta covered in Basil Pesto Cream Sauce from Publix Greenwise.

Publix Organic Basil Pesto Cream Sauce (Greenwise) Review

Very demure. Very mindful.

A small white bowl filled with Costco Sweet Heat Snack Mix, sitting on a white table.

Costco Sweet Heat Snack Mix (Kirkland) Review

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

A butter bar from Aldi, sitting on a white napkin.

Aldi Butter Bars (Specially Selected) Review

120% as good as the hype.

Fingers holding a quesadilla dipped in Publix Organic Salsa.

Publix Organic Salsa – Hot (Greenwise) Review

Chunky like a well-fed cat.

A slice of Costco Tuxedo Cake, sitting on a white plate.

Costco Tuxedo Cake (Kirkland) Review

Don’t skip recess.

A three-layer cake topped with fresh fruit from the Publix Bakery.

Publix Bakery Strawberry Peach Sensation Cake Review

I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.

A white plate with cooked chicken, carrots, and salad.

Aldi Frozen Chicken Breasts (Kirkwood) Review

My stomach does not have eyes.

A bowl of The Greek Gods yogurt with fresh dill, half a lemon, and a garlic clove on a wooden table.

The Greek Gods Yogurt (Plain) Review

Half the protein, and twice the carbs?

A stick-figure "man" made from pieces of dill and garlic, from a jar of Grillo's Pickles.

Grillo’s Pickles Hot Spears Review

Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.

A white plate with cooked flounder over yogurt-dill sauce with a side of zucchini and lemon slices.

Aldi Frozen Flounder (Fremont) Review

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

A white plate with Swedish meatballs and vegetable blend.

Aldi Frozen Ground Turkey (Kirkwood) Review

It was $2.75.

A serving of peach crumble from Great American Cobbler Company, sitting on a white plate with a big scoop of whipped cream.

Great American Cobbler Peach Crumble Review

So salty, it must be holding a grudge.

A hand holding a slice of sourdough bread from Aldi.

Aldi Sourdough Round Bread (Specially Selected) Review

Staler than a bad dad joke.