Costco Pumpkin Pie Review
A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

No tomb raiding necessary.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

Not a delight.

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

Tasty finger noodles.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

Either you like coconut in your chocolate, or you’re wrong.

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

What’s all the hype and buzz over Crumbl Cookies?

My purse resents these olives.

Definitely not robot food!

Is this pie the stuff of legends? Or nightmares?