Aldi Cheese Spätzle (Deutsche Küche) Review
Sad beige food.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

No tomb raiding necessary.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

Not a delight.

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

Tasty finger noodles.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

Either you like coconut in your chocolate, or you’re wrong.

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

What’s all the hype and buzz over Crumbl Cookies?

My purse resents these olives.

Definitely not robot food!

Is this pie the stuff of legends? Or nightmares?

So easy, even a gullible person can cook these.