Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review
Look mom, no raisins!

Look mom, no raisins!

Comically small portions.

Raisin bread with an attitude.

Turtle wins before the rabbit, in the end.

Buy the smug bunny.

A tickle of tropical flair.

Comes with “the pope.”

These babies are going to Harvard.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Even Gollum would like these.

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

The things I do for love.

Assertive, but not impudent.

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

I must fulfill my moral obligations.

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

My flabbers be gasted.

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

A croissant in muffin clothing.