Aldi Cherry Stollen (Winternacht) Review
Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany
Groceries
Scoiattolo Truffle Ravioli Review
Don’t overwhelm the truffle magic.
Aldi Spekulatius Cookies (Winternacht) Review
Unequal to the hype. As are we all.
Authentic Kitchen Flautas Costco Review
Crispy, flaky shells with soft filling.
Crab & Salmon Cakes from The Fresh Market Review
Choosing is like picking a favorite child.
Aldi Kalamata Olives (Specially Selected) Review
Don’t be afraid of the strange olives.
Aldi Tiramisu (Specially Selected) Review
Marshmallowy and thin.
The Fresh Market Pumpkin Cheesecake Review
If I were a rich man….
Aldi Macadamia Crusted Flounder (Specially Selected) Review
A fishy redemption arc.
Trident Ultimate Fish Sticks Review
Don’t eat your own shoe laces.
Aldi Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cheesecake (Belmont) Review
Weird pudding.
Minh Mini Chicken Egg Rolls Review
Allegedly, there is chicken.
Aldi Black Forest Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Grocer sorcery.
Costco Deli Chicken Pot Pie Review
There won’t be a next time.
Aldi Cheese Truffle Knöpfli (Deutsche Küche) Review
Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.
Amylu Cranberry Jalapeno Chicken Meatballs Review
Better looking after cooking.
Aldi Strawberry Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.
Aldi Herring Fillets (Deutsche Küche) Review
Fish are food, not friends.
Cuisine Adventures Green Chile Chicken Firecrackers Review
Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.
Aldi Cherry Frangipane Tart (Deutsche Küche) Review
So good, I can’t even snarkle it.
