Aldi Bavarian Soft Pretzels (Deutsche Küche) Review
Five minutes to snack time.

Five minutes to snack time.

Obviously health food.

Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.

Better than a hurricane.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

No tomb raiding necessary.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

Tasty finger noodles.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

At least 80% awesome!

My purse resents these olives.

So easy, even a gullible person can cook these.

What does 25 dollars of Italian candied ginger taste like?