Aldi Holiday Wassail Review
Here I come a-wassailing….

Here I come a-wassailing….

Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany

Don’t overwhelm the truffle magic.

Unequal to the hype. As are we all.

Crispy, flaky shells with soft filling.

Choosing is like picking a favorite child.

Don’t be afraid of the strange olives.

Marshmallowy and thin.

If I were a rich man….

A fishy redemption arc.

Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Weird pudding.

Allegedly, there is chicken.

Grocer sorcery.

There won’t be a next time.

Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.

Better looking after cooking.

Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.

Fish are food, not friends.

Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.