Trident Alaska Salmon Burgers Review
Live long and prosper…in my freezer.
Groceries
Aldi Bienenstich Indulgent Cakes (Deutsche Küche) Review
Craving a salty kitchen sponge?
Sukhi’s Chicken Tikka Masala Review
At least 80% awesome!
Mario Snack Olives Review
My purse resents these olives.
Del Real Chicken & Cheese Tamales Review
So easy, even a gullible person can cook these.
Candied Ginger in Syrup — Zenzero Fabbri Review
What does 25 dollars of Italian candied ginger taste like?
Sourdough Bread from The Fresh Market Review
Superpowers include: epic tanginess.
Costco Gyro Meal Kit Review
Clinically depressed cucumber chunks.
Famous Dave’s Sweet ‘n Spicy Pickles Review
Hobbies include: eating pickles alone in my house.
Purely Elizabeth Organic Salty-Sweet Granola Review
Nothing to feel “salty” about, except the serving size.
My First Visit to The Fresh Market
Watch out for the okra grenades.
Aldi Fruits of the Forest Strudel (Deutsche Küche) Review
I probably have bad strudel karma for life.
